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The following is a work of Fiction. The events and characters are fictional and the celebrity names/images merely borrowed and do not represent who the celebrity is in real life. No offence is intended towards them, their families or friends.

and so my fellow soompiers I am here to present to you another glimpse of my crazy mind, The Results of Our Drunken Escapades by Kim Jaejoong and Lee YeonHee. XD as some of you know, this is my fourth fanfiction here on soompi!! *rejoices and throws confetti at random people*

So blame the idea of this fic on *`xuizhen unnie and LeeYen unnie from YHD forums..XD anyways..I just wouldn't sleep well If I don't post this up tonight! XXDD

Please do support, if you're interested that is. and please avoid being a silent reader. But hey! this is a free world, so..I'm not forcing anyone..XXDD


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Prolouge

Viva Las Vegas! Welcome to place of haven to all those people who have time to waste money over their vices and over casino. Welcome to the haven to all those alcoholics, those who wish to be wasted, and those who wish to drown their problems under the bitter taste of alcohol.


It was the first time in her supposedly one month stay in Vegas that she wrote to her mom. Nonetheless, she was happy to have received that from her daughter. She hurriedly took it and opened it. It read as follows:

Umma,

It's me, YeonHee. I'm in a real hurry to write this. And no I'm sorry, he's forbidding me to use the internet because he's "doing something." Anyways, if someone comes there and asks you about a Kim Jaejoong, do NOT, I repeat, do NOT let them in nor set foot at our porch! Get them out immediately! Don't doubt me, just do as I say umma. I'll explain everything when I get there ok?

[right]Your loving daughter,

YeonHee[/right]

p.s. my phone's broken and my money's just enough to airmail this to you and get a ticket back there.


Much earlier than that scene, another middle aged woman received a letter, an e-mail to be precise, of almost the same content from her son. It was on rare occasions that she received one from her son, since he's always home and seldom forgets to visit this old woman. And this was one of those rarest occasions.

Umma,

I'm not going to beat around the bush like I always do. I'm going to keep this nice and short. If anyone comes there at your house looking for me and a Lee YeonHee, drive them away immediately ok? I'll get you some prunes on the way home.

-Jaejoong




Ah Vegas...he wrote to his journal. Do you still remember that time? I know you do.

Oh Vegas...she wrote to her diary. Do you still hold those memories? Memories of us?

Vegas..they both wrote. I reckon you still remember our drunken escapades.

And now, I, Kim Jaejoong

I, Kim Lee YeonHee

will tell you the results of our drunken escapades.

OMG THEY GET DRUNK AND SOMETHING HAPPENS AM I RIGHT RIGHT?!

you're killing me (:

yes they got drunk and something magical happens!! xD

trailer here!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13YToSP8Qkg

I was seriously cracking up while watching that xD

i have a fettishness with yeonhee and sooyoung being best friends because of sonjung manhwa (is that correct?? xD)

really!! I loove the trailer and so sorry for not yet updating this one! xD

^that has got to be the craziest poster ever!!

Chapter 01

“Uhngg…” Jaejoong groaned as the sunlight hit his closed eyes. He covered his face with it, trying to get more sleep.

Yeonhee turned, trying to find a comfortable spot on the bed. She froze. She suddenly felt air on her neck, as if someone was sleeping beside her. ‘I’m in Vegas...I’m in Vegas...There’s no way Yunho could be here...’ She was getting this paranoid early in the morning. What a great way to start the day. ‘If it’s not Yunho then…’ she peeked and saw one of the most beautiful faces of a woman, ever. She let out a sigh of relief upon seeing that it was a girl. Her eyes wandered on the beautiful woman’s structure and what she saw was a beautifully sculpted arm. One that’s filled with toned muscles, the type that can only be seen on a man’s arms. And then, she started wandering when she saw the chest. She expected to see boobs but it was flat, broad and muscular. Her mouth started to water with the sight she got to see early in the morning. And then came the question, ‘Why is a naked woman with muscular arms, well toned chest, and not boobs on my bed?’ She looked around. It definitely wasn’t her hotel room. She panicked, ‘What exactly did happen last night?!’ She turned her attention back to the woman on her bed, she groaned again, only this time, she heard a man’s voice.

Jaejoong woke up from a woman’s high-pitched scream, not to mention very loud. “Aish! So loud!” He spat, not knowing that the source of the voice was sitting right beside him, covering herself with a blanket. He smirked. “Gosh I’m so hot women are even getting in my room just to sleep with me. Tsk. Tsk. Why am I so darn perfect?” he ran his hand on his hair making him look sexier in front of the stupefied woman. “Woman, I’ll give you until three to get out of-“ He finally noticed that it wasn’t his hotel room. “Yah! Y-you!” he pointed to the woman. “Where did you take me?! You even raped me!!”

“Boh?! Me? Rape YOU?! As if!” She looked away from him with disgust.

“Well then why the hell am I here?!”

“Would you think I’d shout if I knew why I woke up naked with ugh..you?” she retorted, rather disgusted by his conceitedness.

“Beats me…” Jaejoong looked down at his hand and noticed a gold ring on his ring finger. ‘Where did this come from? I didn’t wear anything like this before…’ He looked back at the woman, this time, paying close attention to her hand. ‘Oh mini cooper…’ “We’re married?!” Those exact words were the only thing he remembered hearing after falling into a mass of black.

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Yeonhee sighed as she poked the person with a meter long pole. She was quite relieved to find her clothes on the floor. Well, she wasn’t really ok with the fact that it smelled like alcohol. She mentally slapped herself for drinking too much.
‘Aish!’ she scratched her head in utter annoyance. ‘What the hell did I get myself into this time?! Yunho will kill me!!’ and then she slapped her forehead, hard. “Owwie…ok that was too much..” She shifted her gaze on to the unconscious naked man on the bed. “Wake up sissy!” she shouted, poking him again with the pole.

He groaned and turned to the other side, covering his allegedly perfect face with a pillow.

She poked him again, “Yah! Aren’t you going to wake up huh?”

He groaned once again and buried his face deeper into the pillow.

She poked him harder this time and, “Yah!? Are you deaf or are you gay enough not to wake up NOW?!”

“I’M NOT GAY!”

“Well then, a woman with testicles I suppose..” she said in a thinking position.

“Why yo-“ he paused, looked under the blanket, widened his eyes and said, “Pervert!”

“Boh? How did I become the pervert when its was you who brought me to this place!”

“Well then how did you know I’m completely naked?”

And it hit her,

He’s naked.

She was naked when she got up.

“YUNHO’S GOING TO KILL ME!”

Jaejoong rolled his eyes on her outburst and muttered a “Whatever” under his breath. “I’m still going to file a case of rape against you.”

“Boh?! I should be the one doing that!”

“Well then if you’re doing that, then I’ll just have myself divorced from you!”

“Divorced? Since when was I married to you anyway?!”

“Well I don’t know! Why don’t you ask yourself?! Probably, you got me drunk on purpose last night and then you harassed me!” He stood up, covering his precious body from the evil predator who is standing in front of him.

“Ho, ho, ho excuse me. Maybe you’re the one who got me drunk and then harassed me!”

“Me? Harass you?” Jaejoong said in mockery. “What do you think of yourself? A super model?” he snickered. Well, he was kinda right there… Yeonhee wasn’t the prettiest nor the sexiest woman in history. And yes, she wouldn’t even stand a chance against the sexy diva Lee Hyori. She was just has a fresh face, that’s all.

Yeonhee growled then sighed. ‘This trip wasn’t supposed to be like this! Yunho will kill me if he finds out that I slept with another man..yikes..’ She hung her head low. She was getting tired of shouting at a stranger early in the morning, in a hotel room. She raised her right hand and said, “Let’s call a break first. My throat’s starting to hurt.” She was rubbing her throat as she sat on the edge of the bed, back facing him.

“What do you want?” Jaejoong inquired, sitting at the opposite side of the bed, his back also facing her back.

“About last night…”

“Let’s just forget about it.” Jaejoong cut her off before she could even finish. “It’s just one night, let’s just forget it ok?”

“Are you an idiot?! If you haven’t noticed, we’re wearing the same kind or rings. Rings that are only worn by married couples. And that is a problem because number one, we’re not a couple, number two, we don’t even know each other, and number three, I don’t even have any plans on getting married!”

“Well then, I have one thing to tell you, ouch.” Yeonhee glared at him. “Easy, easy! I was just joking!”

“What do you remember last night?” She asked him sighing just to make her irritation go away.

“Hmmm…lemme see…” Jaejoong shifted to a thinking position. “I remember sitting beside you in the bar…drinking…dancing…and going somewhere with some white flowers…”

“And a small Chinese guy saying some gibberish about love?”

“Yeah. He even kept on spitting on my shoes!”

“He’s gross…yeah I know..” she looked down at her feet, as if it was very entertaining.“Do you remember even getting married?”
“Hmmm…yeah!” Jaejoong thought that it would be the perfect time to scare her, in other words, play with her. “I remember kissing you, taking off your clothes and…”

“AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” Yeonhee covered her ears, not wanting to hear more of anything they “did” the previous night.

He smirked.

OH MOH O_O!! how did they even end up in the same bed! XD

xD that has got to be the funniest comment ever unnie!!! xD

unnie isn't it obvious??? xD

i know they got drunk and all but...... I wanna see how they actually met!! a flashback or somwthing xD hahahh thats wat i meant<3

oooooh.....
xD that's for chapter 2!!!
xD

Chapter 02

“I am sick and tired of you!” YeonHee marched out of the house.

“Don’t you think I’m sick of you?” He shouted back at her.

She turned on her heels to face him. “Yah! Jung Yunho! You do not have any right to shout at me!”

“Under what law?” Oh was he getting on her nerves. In fact, they were getting on each other’s nerves quite too often these days.

She fumed up more. “This is it! We’re off!”

“Hah! I couldn’t be happier!” then the two marched off separate ways with Yunho slamming the door behind him

The wind swept upon her face. It was cold, and she didn’t mind it. All that was clear was, she needed to get him out of her system. And the place to do that was nowhere near Korea.




He ran his hand through his hair and looked intently at the camera, as if melting it with his gaze.

Click!

The photographer looked at the shot she had just taken, “Perfect! Just what I was looking for!” She then started packing up and announced, “Okay people that’s a wrap! Thank you for your hard work!”

The model then started eating cookies, which seemed to come from his bag, which the photographer noticed. Just as he was munching on his first cookie of the day, he stopped and turned at the lady. “What?”

“Nothing.” She grinned. “I’m just surprised you’re eating that. I thought models like you say no to carbs?”

“Puh-lease. Woman, do I look like I gain weight?” He mocked her.

“Hmm…well, I’d say no. but can you please address people properly?” she scratched her head. “Sooyoung. Choi Sooyoung.” She held her hand out.

Not wanting to be rude or anything, he shook her hand, “Jaejoong. Kim Jaejoong.”
She giggled. “I know.”




“YeonHee! Wait!” Yunho shouted after her, scared that he might not catch her before she leaves the country for long. “Lee YeonHee! I said wait for me!” He shouted once more, picking up speed and dashed to her side.

She stopped and waited for him, finally earning a lot of curious gazes from the people around them. He slowed down in front of her. He bent down on his knees and started catching him breath. “Yunho what are you doing here?” she tried not too sound too ecstatic too see him in her presence.

“No! Answer my question first. What are you doing here?!” he demanded as he shook her shoulders. “Were just supposed to be mad at each other for like 24 hours and we’ll be okay again! What’s this?!”

She chuckled. “Number one.” She kissed him lightly on the lips. “I’m obviously not leaving you, pabo.” She hit his arm playfully. “And number two. My mom’s been bugging me since last night to marry one of her friends’ nerdy sons since we broke up again.” She rolled her eyes and looked at him again, this time, as if begging him for something. “You know I don’t want to get married right?”

He nodded. “We’ll just stay single and unavailable until our hairs grow white, right? Hey! That rhymes!” then they broke into laughter. “Fine, I’ll let you go. But just this time! I won’t let you go on another overseas vacation without me, understand?” she nodded. “So…” He dug his hands inside his pockets. “Where are you planning to go anyway?”

“Las Vegas. Why? Yeeee~! Yunnie’s jealous!” she teased him and poked him on his sides.

“I’m not jealous, pabo.” He heaved out a sigh. “Go ahead. We don’t want you to be late for your flight now, won’t we?” He pat her head and she shoved it away.

“Yah! I’m not a dog!” she then grinned at him before he pulled her in for a kiss.

“Don’t forget to bring me a gift ok?” He whispered in her ears. She nodded. He took a few steps back and waved at her, “See you in a month?”

“Yeah. And that’s thirty whole days Jung Yunho! Don’t even think of going there!”

“Araso…now shoo!” he told her with animated hand motion. She laughed at him before turning on her heels and walk to the plane.




He decided to put on his sunglasses at the moment he stepped out of the airport. He finally arrived at Las Vegas. He’ll be staying there for two whole weeks, and he needs to get around the place. He picked up his bag and slung over his shoulder. Dressed in a wife beater and ripped jeans, he immediately caught some girls’ attention just by doing that. And that only proves of the prowess of Kim Jaejoong.




Amidst the lights, the music, and all the dancing, YeonHee decided to drink herself away, even if she was in a foreign country with no relatives, friends, companions, nor acquaintances. The pressure her mother has been giving her about her decision not to get married was tripled for the last couple of weeks. She drank another glass of alcohol. She had another, and another but it still wasn’t enough. And then, there comes her problems with Yunho. He’s a sweet guy, but sometimes, just sometimes, he gets on her nerves. And when that sometimes come, more often than not these days, she usually fights with him and ends up breaking up with him, after one day, they’d be back together.

“My God!” she suddenly burst out, earning weird looks from the people beside her. “Why does she have to be like that anyways?!” She gulped down another glass. “YeonHee, you’re already 26 why don’t you get married already?” she mocked her mother.

Just then, someone took the seat beside her and said, “Yeah tell me about it, mothers..psh..” She turned to look at him and saw a man beyond comparison. Well… That was what also ran through her mind when she first met Yunho. But still…they were different.

He then drank the contents of his own glass in one gulp. It was now his turn to study her features. Her eyes had a mischievous look in them when she beamed at him like a child. She was obviously drunk. Her lips, were so pink..he thought it looked cute and sweet. “You’re cute.”

“Psh..you..” She pointed to him. “You’re just saying that because you think you’re so hot and sexy and smoking and hot and sexy…”

He kissed her. “Yeah, I know. I’m hot and sexy alright.” He told her as their lips parted. “And you are weird.” He snickered.

“You’re drunk.” She said, hiccupping. She was right. He had been drinking an hour earlier than her, of course he’s drunk.

“So what? I think you’re cute and weird.” He kissed her again. They kissed again and again, like two lovers desperate for each other’s lips as if there was no tomorrow.

She finally pulled away from him, panting. “Let’s dance.” The two went on to the dance floor, hand in hand. Then, they both started dancing to the beat of the music. Their bodies swaying, constantly making contact. Before they knew it, they dancing suggestively and were once again kissing each other.

“Why don’t we get married right here, right now, hmm?” he asked against her lips, her arms dangling from his neck, his arms encircled on her waist.

“Yeah..let’s all end out problems here.” She replied in her sexiest voice, one she doesn’t even use on Yunho.

He released his hold on her waist and carried her to his car, bridal style. She felt safe with him, and she liked it.




He threw her on the king sized hotel bed and joined her. On the way to the hotel, they spotted a small chapel with dazzling pink lights. It obviously looked cheap. But hey, they wanted to get married as soon as possible, and with cheap chapels, you get fast service. So they went in. the good thing was, they weren’t that drunk not to fully comprehend what the minister was talking about. Right after saying their I do’s in front of an Indian couple who just happened to pass by and were kind enough to be their witness, they went straight to the nearest hotel.

“Mrs. Kim Jaejoong you are looking awfully sexy tonight.” He whispered huskily into her ear while hovering over her.

“And you Mr. Kim Jaejoong…” She traced her long and slender finger on his muscular arms. “are going to get rocked by me.”

“Oh yeah?” he smirked at her.

“Oh yeah.”

“Hit me.”

She pulled him in for a long and passionate kiss.




“Oh my God!” She shrieked as the events of the previous night came flashing in her head. “Yunho is going to kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” She punched the pillow and buried her face in it.

“Ha.ha.ha. Poor you!” He annoyed her as soon as he got out of the shower, half-naked with a towel around his waist.

“Do you want me to start telling you about how small your weenie is?!” She glared at him. She wasn’t really to be teased at the moment when she’s worrying about how will her boyfriend react when he find out that she did it with a complete stranger.

“No.”

“Then shut the hell up.”


One thing is for sure, he will shoot her.

HAHAHAH!! that was freaking random!! LMAOO X'D

Tsk tsk, look at the result of their drunken escapade!! Well, its not the end result but tsk tsk *shakes head*

At first this reminded me of What Happened in Vegas but it's heading in a different direction <333

the story is so cute

they pissed each other so much but that just make them close =D

Dearest prinne! You must come back to finish this <3 and all your other terrific fics

*Waits patiently*